How safe would I feel walking home from the tube?
Can the iPhone be visible or would I only venture out in full Kevlar?
Would even Purple Bricks baulk at listing it?
Indoor mushrooms and I am onto it.. more than that, GET A SURVEY.
Am I vibrating?
The hoover and ironing board ARE OUT warning klaxon.
Same road as a school?
Six weeks in and you’ll spend night and day plotting Yummy Mummy annihilation.
Sad. Cold. Damp. Sad.
Area – the ‘people like us’ test.
How many sourdough outlets?
The Ocado, Deliveroo and Uber test.
There’s a reason they were attics.
Lower ground flats.
Smell of damp and a view of ankles.
How bad is the smell of wee?
LEAVE MEANS LEAVE poster in the window?
The modern day Asda trolley in the front garden.