The 10 best things about Estate Agents.

10.Every office means one less mobile phone shop.

9.Who else can TopMan sell their suits to?

8.You can shout and blame them for your over-priced house not selling.

7.Without Estate Agents fat ties would be history.

6.They shore up the entire 1.2 litre car market.

5.They keep Brantana in business with tan shoe purchases.

4.They drive liveried cars so we can spot them coming.

3. Without Estate Agent viewings, how would we know it was ‘the kitchen’..?

2.Without Estate Agents, hair gel and ‘Lynx for Men’ sales would plummet.

… and best of all:

1. You can make them tell your buyer you want more money.. on the day of exchange.

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